Humprey Bogart in Bruges

I bumped into Humphrey Bogart and his pet chicken in a back street. Must be a very tame chicken as it wasn't on a lead. We had a nice long chat about his films. I suggested a remake of 'The Maltese Falcon'. It would be re-named as 'The Welsh Dragon' and I would play the lead role. He didn't seem that keen on it for some reason.